Semes/Ukes and funny jokes
Journal Entry: Sat May 10, 2008, 7:42 PM
- Mood:
Humor - Listening to: The Internet is for Porn
- Reading: Whatever pops onto my computer screen
- Watching: Nanny 911
- Playing: with my fingers
- Eating: *hides a candy bar behind back*
- Drinking: Milk
Okay, so, me and my very close buddy Joel where hanging out today and we got on the topic of Semes/Ukes....*blush* I know, normal subject for a guy like me and my friends....well, most of them anyway. LOL ^-^ anyway, he told me of this thing he read and we also gathered our own ideas together. This is what we gots:
First up are the semes!
5% of you are SADISTIC SEMES. Ruthless bastards.
6% of you are ROMANTIC SEMES. Touching.
8% of you are OPPORTUNISTIC SEMES. Very sneaky, you.
8% of you are DON'T F*** WITH ME SEMES. Okay! I won't!
15% of you are CHIBI SEMES. Adorable and capable. Love it.
That makes 42% of you are seme.
Now here come the ukes!
3% of you are DRAMATIC UKES. Thank *god* that's a low number.
5% of you are FLAMING UKES. I got this result and I'm still frustrated by it.
12% of you are BADASS UKES. Rock out with your c*** out, I say.
15% of you are CLUELESS UKES. Could one of you pick up my pen I just dropped?
20% of you are INNOCENT UKES. Does this, like, mean, unexperienced. Ooooh.
That makes 58% of you ukes.
......what do you guys think I am through conversations, notes, really knowing meh, etc. Make me happy, answer this. :3
okay, today my aunt told meh this great joke:
An old white haired man goes to the doctor to get viagra for the first time. When he asked the doctor the doctor goes and gets a bottle and cuts one in half and hands it to him in a bottle. Before he leaves the doctor tells him to take it and if it's too much or too little to come back and he'd change it for him. Well, the old man goes home and sits down outside with a dirty magazine and sits his pill on the table. Well, out of nowhere, a hummingbird flies down, eats it, then flies away to a near by rose bush. Well, the next day the man goes back to the doctor and asks for a another pill and tells the doctor the story why he needed another. The doctor looks at him and asked "what happened to the little guy?". The old man smiles and said "last time I saw him he was chaseing after a helicopter."
.......yeah, I think it would sound better if someone told it to you....oh well. *sigh* I thought it was funny.
^-^ Love you all!!!! A yaoi is now in a perminent work. I'll post it errors, bad taste and awfull porn insinuations in tact.
Devious Comments
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WUT
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I rather be hated for what I am than be loved for what I am not - Kurt Cobain
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They invented the wheel! Clever little humans... x3
-R110 (TimeSplitters2)
Really? LOL yeps, like I said, here to help.
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If I'm a Nobody....then why do I feel like I have a heart like a somebody.
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My heart can't be broken when it wasn't even whole to start with.
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Can you feel the power of the cherry blossom?
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If I'm a Nobody....then why do I feel like I have a heart like a somebody.
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My heart can't be broken when it wasn't even whole to start with.
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If I'm a Nobody....then why do I feel like I have a heart like a somebody.
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My heart can't be broken when it wasn't even whole to start with.
I do give advice, so feel free to ask whatever, okay?
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If I'm a Nobody....then why do I feel like I have a heart like a somebody.
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My heart can't be broken when it wasn't even whole to start with.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they dont like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably wont get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!!!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be cursed w/ relationship problem
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I am Roxas and Marluxia and also Saix ^_^
I go up you go down i go around and you fall down......
If your still reading this.....uummm......
then you love me!!! aawwww....
LOve YoU GuyS ForEvEr
" loves you "
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 2 or more Back You Are Loved!
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I am Roxas and Marluxia and also Saix ^_^
I go up you go down i go around and you fall down......
If your still reading this.....uummm......
then you love me!!! aawwww....
LOve YoU GuyS ForEvEr
Say's your a novelist..I'm a budding writer myself, why not check out my stuff some time, I'd appreciate some comments from someone who knows what theyre talking about.
Thanx
p.s Marly & Zexion..so hot
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Can you feel the power of the cherry blossom?
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend
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Send this rose to everyone you care about
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Light Yagami
otaku
OMFG Cupcakes!!!!
Axel Fan
The VP of Hellifikno a.k.a. Sasuke Uchiha
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time to party methinks
Bad spellers of the world , Untie!
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[link] Please visit my city I NEEDED POPULATION
Silence, it's golden till it cannot be broken then it's horribly painful
you were gone for a while.
so I was a little worried.
BUT you're back now.
and that's all that matters!
:"D
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If I'm a Nobody....then why do I feel like I have a heart like a somebody.
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My heart can't be broken when it wasn't even whole to start with.
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If I'm a Nobody....then why do I feel like I have a heart like a somebody.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My heart can't be broken when it wasn't even whole to start with.
--
If I'm a Nobody....then why do I feel like I have a heart like a somebody.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My heart can't be broken when it wasn't even whole to start with.
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If I'm a Nobody....then why do I feel like I have a heart like a somebody.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My heart can't be broken when it wasn't even whole to start with.
Lots of Love coming at ya
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[link] Please visit my city I NEEDED POPULATION
Silence, it's golden till it cannot be broken then it's horribly painful
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time to party methinks
Bad spellers of the world , Untie!
AMAZINGLY ACCURATE
Whatever you do, don't cheat!
CHINESE HOROSCOPE :
THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
CHINESE NEW YEAR
FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.
TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.
THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL
NO CHEATING !!!!
THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.
IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY
1st. Get PEN and PAPER
2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW
3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.
4th. SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.
1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.
2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2 ,
WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT..
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?
3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7 ,
WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.
CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT
4. WRITE ANYONES NAME
(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6 .
DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID
5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
6. Finally,
MAKE A WISH
ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE
KEY TO THE GAME
1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in
SPACE 2
2. THE PERSON IN SPACE
3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE
3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
SPACE 7
4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in
SPACE 4
5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR
LUCKY STAR
7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3
8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
PERSON IN 7
9. THE 10 TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
YOUR MIND
10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT LIFE
11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
LUCKY NUMBER
SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF
10 PEOPLE
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.
IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.
IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE
STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK.
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It's not rape, it's sex you didn't know you wanted.
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+ Three words ~ Two hearts ~ One feeling +
You'll never find it, if you're looking for it
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